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Do you have a funny story about stupid americans?

2008-07-21T16:14:00.001+02:00

Why don't you share it here?

I'm Better Than You

2008-01-29T09:38:00.001+01:00

Three Texas plastic surgeons were playing golf together and discussing surgeries they had performed.One of them said, "I'm the best plastic surgeon in Texas. A concert pianist lost 7 fingers in an accident, I reattached them, and 8 months later he performed a private concert for the Queen of England."

One of the others said. "That's nothing. A young man lost both arms and legs in an accident, I reattached them, and 2 years later he won a gold medal in 5 field events in the Olympics."

The third surgeon said, "You guys are amateurs. Several years ago a cowboy who was high on cocaine and alcohol rode a horse head-on into a train traveling 80 miles an hour. All I had left to work with was the horse's ass and a cowboy hat. Now he's President of the United States!"

Only In America

2008-01-29T09:10:00.001+01:00

1. Only in America......can a pizza get to your house faster than an ambulance.

2. Only in America......are there handicap parking places in front of a skating rink.

3. Only in America......do drugstores make the sick walk all the way to the back of the store to get their prescriptions while healthy people can buy cigarettes at the front.

4. Only in America......do people order double cheese burgers, large fries, and a diet coke.

5. Only in America......do banks leave both doors open and then chain the pens to the counters.

6. Only in America......do we leave cars worth thousands of dollars in the driveway and put our useless junk in the garage.

7. Only in America......do we use answering machines to screen calls and then have call waiting so we won't miss a call from someone we didn't want to talk to in the first place.

8. Only in America......do we buy hot dogs in packages of ten and buns in packages of eight.

9. Only in America.....do we use the word 'politics' to describe the process so well: 'Poli' in Latin meaning 'many' and 'tics' meaning 'bloodsucking creatures'.

10. Only in America......do they have drive-up ATM machines with Braille lettering.

11. Only in America......can a homeless combat veteran live in a cardboard box and a draft dodger live in the White House. (This was popular when Clinton was in office)

How many American tourists does it take ...

2008-01-29T09:06:00.001+01:00

How many American tourists does it take to change a light bulb?
Fifteen. Five to figure out how much the bulb costs in the local currency, four to comment on "how funny-looking" local lightbulbs are, three to hire a local person to change the bulb, two to take pictures, and one to buy postcards in case the pictures don't come out.

Ameican Idol - wacko act

2008-01-27T06:22:00.000+01:00

Big american idol dork - real american idiot!!!

2008-01-27T04:02:00.001+01:00

Cris Crocker parody

2008-01-27T03:40:00.001+01:00

Cris Crocker in a blender.

Cris Crocker - What an idiot!!!

2008-01-27T03:29:00.001+01:00

How stupid are Americans

2008-01-24T18:47:00.001+01:00

Stupid in America

2008-01-24T18:30:00.001+01:00

Is Bush an idiot?

2008-01-24T16:42:00.001+01:00

American Idiot

2008-01-24T15:49:00.001+01:00

George Bush Stupid Speech

2008-01-24T14:19:00.001+01:00

Stupid americans part 2

2008-01-24T14:13:00.001+01:00

George Bush stupid!!!

2008-01-24T14:07:00.001+01:00

(Some) Americans are scarily dumb

2008-01-24T13:59:00.001+01:00

Parents of Miss Teen South Carolina

2008-01-24T13:43:00.001+01:00

Miss Teen South Carolina Calls 911

2008-01-24T13:37:00.001+01:00

Miss Teen USA 2007 - South Carolina answers a question

2008-01-24T13:34:00.001+01:00

Is Europe a country?

2008-01-24T13:30:00.001+01:00

This girl is really dumb - HAHA!

America the stupid!

2008-01-24T13:27:00.001+01:00

Take a look at this!

America the stupid!

How much do Americans know about Europe?

2008-01-24T13:18:00.001+01:00

...also in the White House

2008-01-24T13:17:00.001+01:00

Stupid Americans!

2008-01-24T13:14:00.001+01:00

Americans are NOT stupid - WITH SUBTITLES

2008-01-24T13:08:00.001+01:00